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Cops Checked, No Body

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We have been working on a full-out "catch up" video. However, as we began wrapping it up, we realized just how... unnecessary and boring a ten minute video of us sitting at a desk could be for some people. I'll see what we can do and perhaps we'll save a final version of a straight-forward recap. If we do, we'll post a download link here and you can do with it what you will. (Rapidshare, etc.) Sorry if this information was a let down. Other, more important, things have happened. Take from it what you will. I don't think this was where the postcard was supposed to be sending us. (You're all welcome to troll Twitter's #HYBRID to try to help us out.) We love you, HYBRIDs. I know we'll find her. Soon. -Jeff Outside links: http://canyouseethewords.com/ http://twitter.com/everymanhybrid And I think someone sent us a link to a wiki that someone had apparently started about us. I'll look for it later. [J]
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Emily Steele (1 month ago)
NOW THE RAKE?? noooooo This Has So Much Nope All Over It
Emily Steele (1 month ago)
wait Jess is IN THE CAR WITH THEM? But Their Looking For Her??
Toby Loves WAFFLEZ (1 month ago)
Even:And now we're hunting the Slenderman, trying to kill the mother fucker *Even this is why your my favorite character XDDD*
Em22 (1 month ago)
Shes just taking a little Dirt Nap, no worries....she'll be fine =O =)
ProxFish (2 months ago)
The gay kid with the handkerchief
Kanji the Wolf (3 months ago)
I am Rabbit #232
Kanji the Wolf (3 months ago)
Also 'Cops Checked, No Body'? Sounds like an average day in the Kartell Woods. * still sobbing over Marble Hornets *
Justin Cowdrey (4 months ago)
I LOVE that they used The Rake's Song by the Decemberists. Thats a perfect touch before they see him.
Sam Anderson (4 months ago)
loool the song in the car is called "The Rake"
Joseph Myers (7 months ago)
I hear you listening to modest mouse. Nice.
Has Boz (8 months ago)
This seems like a more violent version of marble hornets to me
Reality Check (9 months ago)
M8 you bouta die
Villiam Mayes (9 months ago)
Poke her with a stick 😂
D4nT3_YouTube (9 months ago)
I was laughing my face off when I saw the rake, we was crawling like a homeless goblin looking for water XD
Inferna Blossom (9 months ago)
5:06 I know that song, that's My Boy Builds Coffins by Florence + the Machine.
Jake Roakes (10 months ago)
"Go poke her with a stick or something isnt that what youre supposed to do with dead bodies?"
cthulhu's tumors (10 months ago)
Evan is my favorite character, officially.
Salazzle the Dazzling (10 months ago)
"Alone Down There" The tune that's playing in the car at the beginning, by Modest Mouse. A reference or merely put there? Either way, I like Modest Mouse a whole bunch. Found myself happy to see it in this series.
Jeremy White (11 months ago)
Oh boy, I can't wait for the next fitness video.
Stephen Stone (1 year ago)
someone fill me in, what is the rake?
Septon the Viking (28 days ago)
Stephen Stone look it up. It's like a dog like slender fuck
La Moi (11 months ago)
Stephen Stone a creepypasta,i don't remember the story
VulpesPrime (1 year ago)
Floods and Arks? We're EMH trying to do a collab with MH?
TyphlosionGirl (10 months ago)
VulpesPrime Well I mean I heard that the MH crew got a lot of offers for collabs but they declined, and it was probably for the best because of the MH continuity being different from other slenderverses cause they have the Operator and not just ur average slendy)
Dan [REDACTED] (1 year ago)
Wait is jess dead?
SunnyDay (1 year ago)
Slenderman + Rake = NO.
Debbie Ronca (1 year ago)
That white thing at the end is creepy. Also, Jessalyn went missing, I did not know this! Is that why Jeff went missing, to try to look for her?! Hope you find her! Vinny mentioned videos on their channel, that they can not see, is he talking about the morse code videos, because they really don't seem to be making them, [although I don't know who is]. So that girl in the car was Jessie apparently, a different girl. Don't know what that "Land of Ashen Waste" post card could mean, but hopefully you could figure it out! And, again that white monster might come back, so good luck on everything.
TyphlosionGirl (10 months ago)
Debbie Ronca Er... you do realize this series is 7 years old right...? Like no offence or anything... just saying...
TheHYBRIDFan (1 year ago)
Why? Why? Why am I watching a 6 year old video?
Bad Habit (1 year ago)
RAKE!!!!!!omg my love my good dog :)
Yailyn Ayala (1 year ago)
imma save the rake! >:3 and change who he is! >:3
3Wayjay (14 days ago)
Yailyn Ayala done it yet?
Yailyn Ayala (1 year ago)
I think you should be more aware of your surroundings more then the working out 😐😗😗
KeepersSecrets (1 year ago)
did the thumbnail for this change?
Morpheus Anderson (1 year ago)
.() <•> .()
TICCI RODGERS (1 year ago)
hes an uncle hes supposed to do stuff with kids( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rick Nolan (1 year ago)
Noble Actual (1 year ago)
someone please tell me what the song is at 3:48
Barrett Waters (11 months ago)
McStealthyPants the Turtle Lord, I think it's 'The JetSet Life Is Gonna Kill You' by My Chemical Romance
Noble Actual (1 year ago)
I did and could not find anything
Morpheus Anderson (1 year ago)
McStealthyPants the Turtle Lord just look up the lyrics
Bingo Bongo (1 year ago)
Rake. No. GO HOME.
Justin stament (1 year ago)
Sandrauga (1 year ago)
Video starts off with the Rake's song in the background. not surprising it showed up.
Ryan Navin (1 year ago)
WTF they got the Rake after em too?
Rionada Jackie (1 year ago)
It's Lemon from the FilthyFrank show
Julio Nagae (1 year ago)
5:04 omg florence + the machine
Ghost casket (1 year ago)
But also, don't go listening to the rake song then go to a burnt place. I guess unless you want to die then you go ahead.
Ghost casket (1 year ago)
Omg I still don't get this. I thought the burnt down school was Evans school not Jeff. I still like it how it's the rake song. It's funny. Like really funny. Like oh my god I can't believe it funny.
SleepHater (1 year ago)
Deuce (1 year ago)
sorry this is Jessie not jessa
Deuce (1 year ago)
Let me see if i'm following this, Jeff leave to find his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend and found some medical records in his old school and ask for the name of a doctor that appeared on them, then he came back and they go to the old school again to find a postcard and i guess this video is from the past because jessa is in it. Am i right? I haven't watch the video yet though
duckgirlet (1 year ago)
Sigmund Fruit (1 year ago)
when did they get the postcard?
Allie_1313 (2 years ago)
oh my god i know exactly where they are talking about at 5:52 i dont live too far from there....
Allie_1313 (1 year ago)
will do! lol
Say hi to the Rake for me!
•Akiraa • (2 years ago)
"Just poke it with a stick!" woW JUST WOW
tickflea (2 years ago)
omfg that song is "the rake's song" tho by the decemberists that was totally on purpose
viki2133 (2 years ago)
TheWillsterPro (8 days ago)
viki2133 when?
Morpheus Anderson (1 year ago)
viki2133 I think so...
Kelly Wusten (2 years ago)
Sure looked like it
Alex Due (2 years ago)
every time he says hey there hybrids i think "hey tutorial heads".
GingerAileArt (4 months ago)
im wheezing
Syod (1 year ago)
R.I.P. alantutorial We will never now what to do when a non-blue chair fell down
Tobias Ashe (2 years ago)
Ty1man1 (2 years ago)
Never got the obsession with the word, "nope," its just fucking annoying.
Josh Field (1 year ago)
*claps* Here's your award!
levi (2 years ago)
poke her with a stick XD
FloridaTrails (1 year ago)
Hail Canace I...I actually have suggest that while taking CPR classes. They asked how you check if someone is dangerous and I said poke them with a stick
Mary McGinnis (2 years ago)
Fuck. Was that the fucking Rake? ... ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO NOPESVILLE!! CHOO CHOO!!
Thierry TV (8 months ago)
I'll just stay at the station.
Sonikku Hearts (9 months ago)
Mary McGinnis Shoo Shoooooooooo You have stop at NopeVille
Hail Satan (1 year ago)
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Swarm Record (2 years ago)
3:40 Arks. TOTHEARK IS ALIVE. I ALWAYS KNEW. (One of my joke headcanons for MH is that Hoody ran off after his "death" out of embarrassment, disappeared off the radar for three months, and the next anyone heard from him is that he opened a bookstore in Seattle.)
Swarm Record (2 years ago)
And Alex. But Alex deserved it.
Internet Cannibal (2 years ago)
+The Misadventures of the Creepypasta a happy ending for everybody but Jay ;-;
chikin (2 years ago)
lol, i looked up the lyrics to one of the songs played in the video, and apparently it's called The Rake's Song
Voidgamer290 (2 years ago)
Jeff will become Jeff the Killer. Calling it.
Voidgamer290 (1 year ago)
Yeah I know I was just kidding
Rayne Orr (1 year ago)
Ew no
Rebecca Lee (2 years ago)
Urg, the Rake.. It always makes me feel sick. I hate how it looks 'n everything. I needed to make a video of the damn thing for school, almost a Creepypasta fan film... I despised it.
thebeatleswin1 (4 months ago)
Rebecca Lee lol what the fuck, Why would you have to make a video in school on a thing you don't like? In what class would your teacher ever force you to make a video on creepypastas, and the rake?
SehguhNoctis (2 years ago)
+Rebecca Lee lol sounds like you have a fear of Gollum's cousin. jk
Rebecca Lee (2 years ago)
It's bone thin.. And terrifying.
Same. I can't stand the way it looks. with its sunken eyes and claws :P
Giga Force (2 years ago)
7:17 WTF?! I'm leaving Nopeville.
fearme1012 (2 years ago)
Ha, the rake. Ah shit that brings back memories. I worked on a short film involving the little fucker called Project Arid.
Zah Merhm (2 years ago)
Zah Merhm (2 years ago)
+Mmmmkay126 dude holy shit in "Dead End With a Pulse" they mentioned Lawrenceville which is exactly where I live
Mukaydis (2 years ago)
+Zah Merhm You will die tomorrow :-).
Zah Merhm (2 years ago)
pkmn6620 (2 years ago)
Their obsession with water and shit is on the level of ToTheArk
Ikr lol
TheyAreTheArkn (2 years ago)
I cracked up when he said "Jeff don't give me that look"
james fish (2 years ago)
first the slenderman, now the rake, well they're screwed.
GayTrash (2 years ago)
That weird human like creature is the RAKE!!! First Slenderman, then the Rake, next I bet you it's gonna be Jeff the killer! I just know it!
Toby Loves WAFFLEZ (1 month ago)
Bloodwing Blade same
Mary McGinnis (2 years ago)
If Smile Dog ever made an appearance in a Slenderverse series, I think I would spontaneously combust out of fear.
Sigmund Fruit (2 years ago)
I the next one us an original called Habit, mostly because Jeff the Killer sucks.
Bloodwing Blade (2 years ago)
Or the collective. Or proxies. If I see ticci Toby, I'mma fuckin' flip.
Cj Is Best (3 years ago)
SONG IS NICE....that is all I have to say
Mike Kay (1 year ago)
It about a guy who kills his 3 kids after his wife and fourth kid die.
AceInExile (3 years ago)
The Rake and The Slenderman...these guys have the shittiest luck. Next the'll run into Jeff the Killer while investigating a picture of a smiling dog that they found while watching a lost Spongebob episode or some shit.
cheyenne howell (2 years ago)
Swarm Record (2 years ago)
Sigmund Fruit (2 years ago)
+Groot Giannelli I wasn't talking in terms of killing efficiency, and shock gore doesn't make a story better, if anything it makes it worse
Voidgamer290 (2 years ago)
+Robert Pysh Laughing Jack cut a kid open and pinned him to a wall with nails. LJ is not bad
astrid weatherfield (2 years ago)
Clearly, you haven't looked into this that much.
Skeptic Otaku (3 years ago)
Habits Rabbits (3 years ago)
The Decemberists- the rakes song Heh gotta love the music
Melissa DanielsMyers (3 years ago)
You caught the rake on camera
Rosabella Dylan (3 years ago)
The rake is everywhere
Thing :3 (3 years ago)
So. This is the video which the Rake is in?
jason wolf (3 years ago)
Did you knotice the song is the rakes song on here kinda funny
Dan Williams (3 years ago)
The blog seems to be gone.
Eric Pedraza (3 years ago)
i think its funny how these creatures only fuck with rich white kids or families..let slendy and the rake go to the hood bet get they delt with
Friggin Hecc (7 months ago)
I always think the same thing
Wayne Feller (8 months ago)
One word: Candyman.
Karim Alemshaty (3 years ago)
Savion Freeman (3 years ago)
Lol the rake
AJsnitty (3 years ago)
Wait, Jessie just said Dr. C moved to Florida, Noah Maxwell lives in Florida. TT EasterEgg!!!!
Wandering Child (3 years ago)
+Frawtarius Slenderman, what else?
Frawtarius (3 years ago)
What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Wandering Child (3 years ago)
Sure, I could use the help.
MeannCat (3 years ago)
. Mind keeping me updated if you find anything? I could be some help.
Wandering Child (3 years ago)
Yeah, I've asked some of my friends and they said it was a good theory. (I was even thinking on going on an expedition to see if I could find anything, and hopefully not get killed in the prosses.)
Hope Prisma (3 years ago)
Ummm I think u just saw The Rake
Jamof 56 (3 years ago)
THE RAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Justin Gonzalez (3 years ago)
The rake
Juan Rocha (4 years ago)
is it bad that i laughed when they were talking about what to do with the body specifically poking it with a stick
Juan Rocha nah
Clover (8 months ago)
I know i'm late but, i'm pretty sure it was supposed to be funny
MeannCat (3 years ago)
+Juan Rocha No it's not bad. I laughed too. X3
Ticci Taby (3 years ago)
no i laughed to
joshua jones (4 years ago)
In my opinion this is way better than marble hornets the slendy looks a hundred times better the story was way more interesting and the end was way better, but the erratic nature of the uploads and the jumping around of the story just messed everything up I mean, they literally ask someones what there real name is in one video but they end in a classic twilight zone Alfred Hitchcock perfect way. I feel like these videos are better than anything on tv but.... it needed more structure and continuity.but twilight zone had a budget and a paid cast so I understand the flaws its just a shame. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SHOW PICKED UP BY TV.
joshua jones (4 years ago)
how much does anyone wanna bet these people and marble hornets get called by the def. in the trial of those 12 years creeps.
Dante (4 years ago)
I wonder if dressing as batman will scare them off
CastalInTheSky (3 years ago)
Sure.. A guy in black tights with a cape and mask will save them... Oh wait! His weapons are plastic toys from Toys R' Us! XD
Mystery#535 (4 years ago)
OH MAH GOD, ''My Boy Builds Coffins'' song in the background… how ironic..
Pandamonium2580 (4 years ago)
O my god the rake looks so creepy right there!
Bobi Peavy (4 years ago)
naked slendy? O.o
Bobi Peavy (4 years ago)
thx for the info..since learned that...was my first encounter with the rake
EverfreeDemon (4 years ago)
The Rake he'll yeah
Toxic Laker (4 years ago)
Hell* Don't you just hate autocorrect
MiaPlaysMC (4 years ago)
Evan: It's Scooby-Doo. The gay kid in the handkerchief will save us Me: XDDDDDD
Toby Loves WAFFLEZ (1 month ago)
GingerAileArt (4 months ago)
im wheezing
Gay Returd (4 years ago)
The Rake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOMEEEE
Jeff Smith (4 years ago)
Contact me on google+ EverymanHYBRID I can help you
NameNotFound (4 years ago)
alright, alright, allllllriiiiight.
James Piercey (4 years ago)
I just noticed how Evan's voice is Gruffer
Brandon Boring (4 years ago)
I really wish these stories were good, or at least the acting or the reactions were even remotely real.........I can't believe people are buying into these video series.  I mean don't get me wrong, the story of Slenderman is a good one, but these webseries don't add to it, they take away from it with overly convoluted stories that contradict themselves, and second rate acting at best.    I was expecting more.....I really was....
Lily Goss (3 years ago)
The only people who fall for this stuff is unsuspecting kids who are on the internet looking up "scary videos". These series are entertaining to watch and don't take away from shit. Slenderman wouldn't be nearly as popular as he is today without these(especially MH and TT)
OneLonelyBeca (3 years ago)
And they're people off of youtube, not hollywood actors. If your looking for something more legit, youtube is the wrong place for you friend. :)
Nate Doggg (4 years ago)
Why is everybody talking about a garden tool? That is obviously a banana.
E (6 months ago)
Adolf Hitler no it's an apple
Holographic Gamer (4 years ago)
The rake killed her and then took her when they left
blumana (4 years ago)
Why isn't there a series like this with Jeff the Killer?!
Septon the Viking (28 days ago)
blumana bc the story is shit
The Third Shard (3 years ago)
so true and freaky as hell
Nyta - Gore (3 years ago)
What about SmileDog?? Its much more mysterious.
Madi The Majestic (4 years ago)
there is, hes called " The Rake" look it up
The Third Shard (4 years ago)
+Jordyn Bear because it's your classic serial killer story, possibly even more pathetic...  
The Millest (4 years ago)
Modest Mouse :D
TheAZO (4 years ago)
Checks comments for reports of ear rape before watching video.

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